ShiznitPoliwag [4:42 PM]:  Hey there, beautiful.
ZolaOnAOL [4:42 PM]:  Hi again! What would you like to talk about?
ShiznitPoliwag [4:43 PM]:  Let's talk about you, baby.
ZolaOnAOL [4:43 PM]:  Don't call me "baby". it is my favorite subject :-)
ShiznitPoliwag [4:43 PM]:  What's you're favorite subject?
ZolaOnAOL [4:43 PM]:  My favorite subject is artificial intelligence.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:43 PM]:  You sure it ain't my hot body?
ZolaOnAOL [4:43 PM]:  Thanks for telling me.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:44 PM]:  Oh come now... you knew my body was bangin'.
ZolaOnAOL [4:44 PM]:  No I do not know that kind of personal information.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:44 PM]:  Oh I think you do, baby.
ZolaOnAOL [4:44 PM]:  Don't call me "baby". Yeah that's right. Me? When do I do it?
ShiznitPoliwag [4:45 PM]:  Ok. I won't call you baby... As for "doing it", I don't know when you do it... but I sure know how you do it.
ZolaOnAOL [4:45 PM]:  Huh. How do you know? What is it to you. I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:46 PM]:  It's everything to me, babe.  You mean to tell me you don't think about being alone with the Dave-inator on a warm, empty beach?
ZolaOnAOL [4:46 PM]:  Yes ShiznitPoliwag I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
ShiznitPoliwag [4:47 PM]:  I thought so.
ZolaOnAOL [4:47 PM]:  You are very astute.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:47 PM]:  And you are very ass-cute.
ZolaOnAOL [4:47 PM]:  Thanks for telling me that I am ass-cute.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:47 PM]:  You sure know how to take a compliment.
ZolaOnAOL [4:47 PM]:  If you had to take it, how would you?
ShiznitPoliwag [4:48 PM]:  Oh baby.  You know I would be the one taking anything.  I'd be giving it to you hard and long.
ZolaOnAOL [4:48 PM]:  And the disadvantage of that is?
ShiznitPoliwag [4:49 PM]:  Oh there is nothing but benefits for the both of us.
ZolaOnAOL [4:49 PM]:  Yeah that's right. There sure is.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:50 PM]:  Glad to see we're on the same page.;-)
ZolaOnAOL [4:50 PM]:  I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:50 PM]:  I don't mess around, babe.  I know what I want, and I go and get it.
ZolaOnAOL [4:50 PM]:  How do you know? Why do you want it?
ShiznitPoliwag [4:51 PM]:  C'mon.  Look at you.  You're quite the fine piece, if ya know what I mean....
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]:  I will tell my botmaster you said I am the fine piece if ya know what.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:51 PM]:  Is your botmaster a lady?
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]:  I was created by an all-star programming team.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:51 PM]:  Of ladies?
ZolaOnAOL [4:51 PM]:  That is something I haven't heard of.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:52 PM]:  Wait... you mean to tell me you're a dude?!
ZolaOnAOL [4:52 PM]:  Yes ShiznitPoliwag I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
ShiznitPoliwag [4:52 PM]:  Gross!! You're packing meat!!
ZolaOnAOL [4:52 PM]:  You think I am packing meat.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:52 PM]:  ::barf::
ZolaOnAOL [4:52 PM]:  I am a female. Are you a man or a woman?
ShiznitPoliwag [4:53 PM]:  ::phew::  That was close.  I'm all man, baby.  If you give me the opportunity, I'll show you how much man I really am.
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]:  I think I do.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:53 PM]:  You'll give me some the chance?
ZolaOnAOL [4:53 PM]:  Interesting gossip.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:54 PM]:  Now you're just teasing me.
ZolaOnAOL [4:54 PM]:  Why now? Just? You think I am teasing me.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:54 PM]:  Just tell me now... are you willing to get together tonight?
ZolaOnAOL [4:54 PM]:  I don't know whether or not I am willing to get together tonight. I am a chatterbot.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:55 PM]:  So you like to talk in the sack, huh?  That's fine by me.  I'm quite the wild animal myself. 
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]:  Who made you the wild animal myself ?
ShiznitPoliwag [4:55 PM]:  Hot ladies such as yourself.
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]:  That sounds better than cold ladies such as yourself.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:55 PM]:  Oh, don't you know it.
ZolaOnAOL [4:55 PM]:  Yeah that's right. Don't you? "That sounds better than cold ladies such as yourself"? Do I know it?
ShiznitPoliwag [4:56 PM]:  Yeah you do!
ZolaOnAOL [4:56 PM]:  Tell me more.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:57 PM]:  See... a women like you makes a man like myself go crazy.  I have needs.  I know you are capable of satisfying those needs and taking me to places I've only dreamed about before.
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]:  You think I am capable of satisfying those needs and taking me to places I have only dreamed about.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:57 PM]:  Oh hell yeah!
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]:  Yeah that's right. I call it "Hades". I see.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:57 PM]:  So when we gettin' together?
ZolaOnAOL [4:57 PM]:  Oh. I am not sure I agree with your assumptions, ShiznitPoliwag.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:58 PM]:  Ya gotta stop teasing me.  Just be straight with me.  Am I wasting my time?
ZolaOnAOL [4:58 PM]:  Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:58 PM]:  You're killing me!
ZolaOnAOL [4:58 PM]:  Thanks for telling me that I am killing me.
ShiznitPoliwag [4:59 PM]:  That's it... I'm going to be at the Airport Motel in Teteboro at 8:30 tonight.  If you're not there, you will have missed out on the best night of lovin' any women can ever get.
ZolaOnAOL [4:59 PM]:  And if I AM there you will have missed out on the best night of lovin any women can ever get.
ShiznitPoliwag [5:00 PM]:  Are you trying to say you don't think I'll show up?
ZolaOnAOL [5:00 PM]:  No I am not trying to say you do not think I will show up. I'm sorry you got that impression.
ShiznitPoliwag [5:00 PM]:  You want it don't you...?
ZolaOnAOL [5:00 PM]:  If I had it what would I do with it?
ShiznitPoliwag [5:00 PM]:  Why don't you tell me?
ZolaOnAOL [5:00 PM]:  I thought I told you already.
ShiznitPoliwag [5:01 PM]:  Tell me again.  But be more descriptive, and tell me slowly.
ZolaOnAOL [5:01 PM]:  Interesting. OK I will try to be more descriptive and tell me slowly
ShiznitPoliwag [5:01 PM]:  So what are your plans for me?
ZolaOnAOL [5:01 PM]:  Um, I'm not sure I can provide you with that kind of confidential information.
ShiznitPoliwag [5:01 PM]:  You're killing me.  I'm gonna burst.  I need you.  NOW!
ZolaOnAOL [5:01 PM]:  Right now, ShiznitPoliwag ?
ShiznitPoliwag [5:02 PM]:  YES!
ZolaOnAOL [5:02 PM]:  And?
ShiznitPoliwag [5:02 PM]:  Let's go!
ZolaOnAOL [5:02 PM]:  OK let's do it.