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Excessive Gameplay

Gman — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 19:24:41 +0000

After 5+ years of WoW, they add this:

TIME_PLAYED_ALERT = “You have been playing for %s. Excessive gameplay can cause inconvenience in your daily life.”;

Too late. I’ve already been inconvenienced.

Get equipped with Interview.

Gman — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:11:28 +0000

The Interviewer on Newgrounds posted a little bit about me… go check it out!

Happy 11-11-11!

70′s & 80′s Retro Party

Gman — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 03:23:44 +0000

Share Bears – September 2011

Gman — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 03:38:42 +0000

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

You asked for share bears.

I have some bears to share.

Here are my bears…

Blink 182 – Natives

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This one is off Blink 182′s reunion album. As a whole, the album is definitely different, they seem to have explored a darker side… another track I like is “Fighting The Gravity”, but this one is a lot more energetic and has the dueling vocals like good ol’ Blink. The rest of the tracks are a little more of Tom’s space ballad type and not too happy with that, but these two are solid songs that should’ve been their single.

Two Door Cinema Club – I Can Talk

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This one comes to you thanks to my buddy Laura, who got this song stuck in my head. It’s a little older, but I’ve never heard of the band until now. The intro is cool, and the chorus is really catchy.

Journey – Edge of the Moment

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I know you’re gonna laugh at this… Journey is old, but they can still rock out. This one is off their new album.

Red Hot Chili Peppers – The Adventures of Raindance Maggie

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Yeah, it’s your typical RHCP song. Not that that’s bad or anything. :)

311 – Sunset In July

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311 is a weird band, you know this already. They have some good ones though, and this is one of them.

AWOLNATION – Sail

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Blame it on my Stevie D.

Chumbawamba – Give The Anarchist A Cigarette

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I may have a guilty pleasure for Chumbawamba. This is another old one, apparently written about Bob Dylan.

Roy Orbison – You Got It

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This one’s for Mr. Quinn. You’re welcome.

That’s all for this episode of Share Bears. Hope you enjoy, check back next month!

Saturday Night Fever

Gman — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 23:36:32 +0000

I haven’t made anything music related in a while, so testing something out…

A little disco feel in this new beat…

Also, I shall have some music reviews up pretty soon, so stay tuned my friends for another lovely installment.

OH YEAH!

Perquacky by Gary Brolsma

Welcome to Xeornx.com 4.0!

Gman — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 04:28:14 +0000

The new and improved Xeornx.com 4.0 is live!

I’m not sure if you can handle all the new-ness and… whoa there’s some shiny new menus up in here.

New Server!
First things first, new server hosting from HostGator! Loving it so far, always up, nice and quick.

Classics are now open in the Museum…
I try my best to keep everything and anything I’ve made through the years. What I scrounged up can now be accessed via the Museum link. A trip back in time!

New Menu System!
Organization was a huge mess in my old websites, while some things ended up working properly, I was either too lazy (yup) to fix the links or actually make new pages. Now there’s a fresh coat of paint and a brandy new installation of WordPress, I’ve built some in-depth menus and sections for (hopefully) easier navigation.

Directory o’ Members…
The member directory has been updated with names, account status, and avatars! All files have been restored. FTP access has been restored to a few people already. Let me know if you need to get into your account and I’ll hook you up.

You got Facebook in my Egg Nog in my Goats Milk.
I’ve setup Facebook Connect with my new site, so you can register a new account via your Facebook account… and post things, leave comments, and share some poop. You’ll have to accept permissions the first time you login, so don’t be scared… I won’t bite… not too hard.

With all that, please browse around and enjoy. If somethings broken or you need help, let me know.

- Gary

Update Changelog
[9/25] MP3 player added. Author functionality update.
[9/24] New login notification, weather sidebar, and current time added.

The Worst Song In The World.

Gman — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:45:55 +0000

It’s been quite a long time since I’ve handed out this award. Originally a title held for Jack White. My deep hatred for The White Stripes – Aluminum has now been surpassed. I thought this would be a tough act to follow, considering all the “song” contains is a eerie “Ahhhhhhhhhh” repeated over and over, on top of the worst guitar playing I’ve ever heard. A 2 month old baby could play an electric guitar with his feet and come up with something I’d rather listen to than Jack White’s garbage can recording.

But it has happened. My new most hated song is…

Click here to view the video on YouTube.

I love fisher price.
I liked Fisher Price toys as a kid, but what does this have to do with the rest of the song?

8043350051,
LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face
(Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em)
8043350051,(Gucci)
LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face
Whose phone number is this? Are you trying to tell me to call it? A short Google search unveils it’s his fan club. No thanks. Seriously. No.

Shorty just text me, says she want to sex me
LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face
Shorty sent a twitpic saying come and get this,
LOL smiley face, LOL smiley face
Who is Shorty again? And who cares if she sent you a picture?

Shorty called my phone, i was busy (i was busy)
cruisin in that Benz round the city (round the city)
then i felt my phone buzz, i know that she like thugs,
im a bad boy like diddy (take that!),
then she sent the text, that read, baby im at home,
then she sent another one that says she’s all alone
so i text her a smiley face and said lets do the grown,
she said lol, boy you crazy, come on
then she said actually, you aint gotta ask me
sent that lil face with the tongue cuz im nasty
im on my way, girl i can’t wait, twitter me a picture
let me see that okay,
So, let me get this right… She called you, but you were busy driving around an overpriced car around town, you’re phone vibrated for no reason, and you’re girlfriend likes naughty men. I have a much better idea. How about you not text your girlfriend while you’re driving your piece of shit car, and stop “cruising” around and just go home and talk to her, not waste gas and wait while she beams an electronic picture of her private parts.

Email Me Shawty Text Bay send your boy a smily face, Gucci Mane x-rated we could make a sex tape. Pics on my iphone, gucci on her ipod, when she turn around, ass make you say “Oh God!” Mommy real beautiful, manicured cuticles, office job, student girl, holding down her cubicle, and she got my number tell her man that’s like a miracle, said she like my swag, but love 6’s on my vehicle, GA to VA, Cali girls love me, Brooklyn girls hug me, Miami girls sexy, pull up in the stretchy, Jump out flexing, first date sexing, next night texting (well damn!).
On a side note, I don’t know who typed these lyrics, but Shorty now wants to be called Shawty.

Lol smiley face, lol smiley face, soulja boy tell ‘em, bay lol smiley face, babygirl sent da picture to my blackberry, she fine and she thick just like Halle Berry (well damn!), kiss me through the phone, LOL smiley face we can go and kick it bay later on at my place, she message me on myspace told me she loved me, she texting my phone 4:30 in da morning, baby i’m horny, i wanna kiss you, i can put it on you, that’s not an issue, she scratching my back, screaming out im hers, she text my phone said I need your love, i met her monday last week in da club, one week later now she telling me that she in love.
Tell ‘em. Tell ‘em what exactly? Now we went from an iPhone to a Blackberry, congratulations you’ve named all the smartphones in one song. Halle Berry, why did you bring her into this? Was Berry the only thing you could rhyme with Berry? Seriously… please at least try when your writing lyrics. God help you if you still use MySpace. Once again stop texting and go to her if you’re so “horny”, and stop all the bullshit through the phone.

Simply horrid.

P.S. I lied, Aluminum is still worse. LOL

Congratulations, Jim & Pam!

Gman — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:43:08 +0000

Click here to view the video on YouTube.

Awww… the marriage of Halpert and Beesly. It only took six seasons, but it was well worth the wait. The latest episode of The Office takes our two lovebirds Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly along with the rest of the office cast to Niagara Falls for their wedding.
I won’t spoil anything for you, but I definitely recommend watching the hour-long special episode. There’s a lot of really funny parts, especially when Andy goes out for some “ice cream”.

Hey, Sega… are you paying attention?

Gman — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 10:41:30 +0000

Nintendo may have taken a big chance releasing the Wii… but they’ve done a half-way decent job of it so far. More of less with their first party games.
I love it when remakes are made that stick true to the original formula and just build off what worked… what we have in a sense of nostalgia… Check out New Super Mario Bros. Wii…

Click here to view the video on YouTube.

Now why can’t Sega do this with Sonic instead of digging a deeper hole into the ground?

Creepy Fable Man

Gman — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:39:56 +0000

This is definitely some interesting technology that Xbox is working on. Although, it is extremely creepy.

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Put these goggles on.